Comments for Oh, I see what you did there.

Comment on Online nutjobs from the past. by DrMelon

DrMelon — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:35:26 +0000

Bloody hell! So this is why everyone seems to be having more luck than me – I’m asking the wrong questions!

And what. Just what.
That’s all I can say about the used anal beads from his brother. What did he ask his sibling?
“Hey man, uh, I was wondering if you knew where to get, y’know, sex toys and all… uh… in case I meet girls y’know?”
“WELL SURE HERE’S MY ANAL BEADS”
And he ACCEPTED them?

Comment on Two somewhat absurd and pleasing things I’ve had the fortune to see over the last four days. by DrMelon

DrMelon — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:30:16 +0000

Angry prawns – you never can trust those shellfish. They can kill people you know.

Comment on I ‘have’ philosophy, and I’m not afraid to use it! by DrMelon

DrMelon — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:28:35 +0000

He’s obviously a jar of jam with a stuck lid – poor fellow.
You can tell from the description given of him by someone else: “stunningly inadequate, and difficult to open”. I know for a fact that unopenable jam is incredibly inadequate to my demands for toast-based snacks.

Inanimate objects frequently have trouble when spontaneous anthropomorphism hits them. This jam jar appears to be confused as to whether it is a zombie, a student, or an idiot (although in the presence of alcohol, a student may be said to be all three of those things).

Comment on A homegrown classic. by DrMelon

DrMelon — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:22:22 +0000

Hello from a fellow Scot!
Good gods though – I can’t stand it when people attempt to type their dialect. Coupled with mediocre-at-best poetry, it drags fingernails down the blackboard of my soul.

Comment on “To be my wife you come to Lithuania.” by Jef

Jef — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 17:06:38 +0000

I do not understand how the comments are ordered. I wish I’d written this…

I have my suspicions about who that might have been. But I wouldn’t dare to make any suggestions. *coughmafcough*

Comment on “To be my wife you come to Lithuania.” by Dan

Dan — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 18:41:49 +0000

“Does anyone reading this want a loveless marriage based on lies and theft, traindriven directly to their door?”

Are there other types of marriage?

Comment by Maf — August 23, 2009 @ 7:16 pm | Reply

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Aaah, not only an amazing entry and deservedly in despite its doubts, what a brilliant response. Actually laughed out loud again, I love this Journal :p

Comment on “To be my wife you come to Lithuania.” by ohiseewhatyoudidthere

ohiseewhatyoudidthere — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 18:20:42 +0000

If there are, I’ve yet to see one.

Comment on “To be my wife you come to Lithuania.” by Maf

Maf — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 18:16:23 +0000

Are there other types of marriage?

Comment on I ‘have’ philosophy, and I’m not afraid to use it! by Rachel

Rachel — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:04:14 +0000

Hi Emma, Saw you on julessmiley’s twitter so started following u…have we met? I feel like I know you from somewhere?! Anyway, stumbled across your blog via twitter and have been crying with laughter for the past fifteen mins – it’s absolutely hilarious! x

Comment on I ‘have’ philosophy, and I’m not afraid to use it! by Andy

Andy — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:20:08 +0000

He wasn’t crazy, just misunderstood. You’re such a ball buster, he could be perfect in every other way.