Whilst reading this post, stand in awe before my sophisticated grasp of the nuances of graphic design packages (as evidenced by the squint, somewhat squiggly red arrows and the misshapen question marks).
Anyway, these two corresponding items on the menu in a Glasgow restaurant delighted me when I had dinner with two friends on Saturday night:
We didn’t order either dish. Suggestions regarding why the angry prawns ought to cost more than the (clearly spiritually superior) peaceful prawns are most welcome.
Secondly, this perplexing sight greeted my friend Lewis and I as we were waiting for our train:
What exactly is going on here? “Honey, I’m home! I bought a new computer, and some genuine antlers”??
