I’ve been sorely neglecting this blog recently, not because of a dearth of online nutjobs or ridiculous happenings, but rather because I’ve been busy with my thesis and writing associated papers. However, today I am breaking my silence to bring you what I think is the first genuinely tailor-made, prank online nutjob. In spite of the fact that it’s clearly from someone I know, it’s definitely as good as the bona fide nutjobs received in the past:
Hi is you love for me the name is Jagaila m 33 Lithuania. I have bad bad wife she does no listen, no love & she steals. It is custom Lithuania tradition to exchange one woman to other woman and you I wish to exchange, ur nice & no stealing yes? If you know man who need wife he can have mine free from moneys tomorrow—I send her with gladness. Wife name is Satrijos call her Sat. Write me yes with address of man who will take Sat do NOT tell him Sat is BAD bad yes? Once Sat shipped or traindrive to destined man, you ship/traindrive you to me for happiness. Your pictures is nice and you must be better than her. She is awful. (She try to hurt me once at sleep but I wake & force her down)
I have moneys just come now o.k. ? Please hurry
Lovely regard,
Jagalia Radauskas.
It’s a well-executed prank, and is therefore worthy of the blog in spite of being fraudulent! I have my suspicions regarding the guilty party, but do step forward if you can take honestly take credit for it. I will quite possibly bake you a batch of home-made cookies as a reward for sending me the most amusing thing I’ve read all day. And if it’s not a prank, well… does anyone reading this want a loveless marriage based on lies and theft, traindriven directly to their door?
